A Horror Story

 

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When you're at your finest moment, they will crucify you.

Just act the same as your best moment, and you will survive.

Except Patchoi will laugh at you at any time she wishes.

So you have to invent an interest that is different from your best self.

4 na uso (4 fashion trends)

 1. change your outfit 4 times on earth.

spring:

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summer:

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autumn:

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winter:

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2. change your outfit 2 more times; a total of six times!

rainy season:

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sunny season:

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Do not post it on the news: Unauthorized random thoughts on WAR

 1. 4 wars of books:

a.) growth - alphabet book 🍎

b.) influence - leadership book 😎

c.) love - dating book 💅

d.) guidance - self-help book 👗

2. man's fight for himself

3. men's fight for each other

4. ideally, men should win 10 times.

5. the strongest men should win 50 times.

6. for authority to be absolved, men should win 7 times.

What to do these days?

 Licorice:

• Study Burning - different kinds of burning and "crucifixions"
• Study Crime

Papaya

• The Arts - All kinds of arts
• People systems, movements (ex: Diaspora)

Banana

• Study Status Symbols
• Study Pride 

Cheesecakes

• Study the Original Sin
• Study Romance
• Write many books
• Have many seminars
• Make many paintings
• Make many documentaries

Cupcakes

• Study Morality
• Study the forces of Good vs. Evil
• Read all the epics
• Record your voice in a podcast on your Google Blog
• Make many paintings and dishes :P

Pandas

• Study Ordinary Life
• Collect many Still Life paintings
• Focus on these human topics:
• Birth
• Childhood
• Adolescence
• Coming of Age
• Adulthood
• Middle Age
• Old Age
• Reward
• Punishment
• Fear
• Give and Take
• Trust
• Distance
• Yearning
• Daytrips
• Nighttime
• Bedtime
• Etc. You know already.

Secret Agents (Mini Pandas)

• Stolen items
• Everything on Coursera & FutureLearn
• Read everything you need to study stolen items!
• Research trips: Retrieving lost treasures
• Language learning: Confusing enemies

I wish for these to be the lecture topics at CCF/Victory/The Feast:

The Feast Blue Wave (Mod. Y):

• The difference between Catholics and Protestants
• Can Catholics and Buddhists be friends?
• Is it really illegal in real life to become a Catholic?
• History of Bullying

CCF Eastwood (Mod. Z and Woodstock)

• All about the trash and the dumpsites in the world.
• Many different ways to recycle.
• All the jealousy in the world.
• "When Someone Keeps Silent..."

Victory Metro East (Licorice)

• History of books
• Book burnings in History
• Women's history
• Witch Burnings in History
• (Read The Guardian's List of Greatest Books)
• Guide questions:
• What happens when someone steals your favorite thing?
• What happens when someone steals a boyfriend or girlfriend?
• "The highest and the lowest woman"/"Ratings of women" (yikes)

CCF Feliz (Mod. Y):

• Royalty Studies (Studies of all the Royal Courts)
• (Paper presentations lasting only 15 mins. each)

DLSU Marikina (CCF Marikina):

• History of the Abuse of Women
• Oh My Gift! - Giving Relationships
• The Truth Behind Dating (No more dating? Or what else?)
• The History of Courtship (Especially Harana traditions)

Victory Katipunan:

• The History of Pop Stars: On-screen and Off-screen
• So many likes and followers, yet so alone inside.
• Survivor: How to survive a zombie apocalypse
• Nowhere to go: Leaving on a jet plane on a shoestring budget.

CCF Nangka:

• So Alone: Different types of loneliness
• Depression Wave: "We were all happy, now we're all sad. From taboo to famous."
• Deception: "I think I have friends but no one believes me. :("
• "Children have all the fun these days. Let's just take their things."

The Feast San Mateo:

• Several Rock Items: Why are they so prestigious?
• The Rock Kingdom: Rise and Fall
• Girls and Rock: Are they even allowed?
• No religion again? Rock and atheism

CCF Masinag:

• The Kingdom of Art
• Art and the Artist
• Artist Communities: Left Behind Again?
• Envy and the Artist

Hey, this is my own message board.

To Bailey: Why are you angry and trying to escape all the time?

To Joan: Hey, maybe we can hang out at CBTL sometime later?

To Lina: Hey, why don't you practice fashion? Take a fashion course, will ya?

To Gelo Yelo: Hey, what were you about to tell me?